Football isn't something I tend to talk about on here. Come to think of it, football isn't something I tend to talk about anywhere. For once, though, I'll make an exception.

If you feel an urge to annoy, perplex or provoke a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur today simply ask them the following:

Q: "What was Obi Wan Kenobi's brother called?"
A: "Too-Wan"

It works a treat.