Strewth!

After yesterday's bout of creative frustration/online sulkduggery, I now discover that three of my NewsBiscuit submissions are in their Top 10 ['No More Sister Nice Guy' at 10, 'Musical Discord as Bank of England offer lifeline to Northern Soul' at 8 and 'Burmese Troops attacking Buddhist Monks accused of "Zenophobia"' at 5]. After a gruesome day at work, I am now the proverbial happy camper.

My sincere thanks to anyone who voted for me. I owe you a pint.

Better get back to my next offering, which goes under the tentative title of Labour's next Party Political Broadcast to feature 80s Action Hero Chuck Norris.


Somebody stop me.