While flying through an early-90s Cosmic Rave Bombardment, Tom was bitten by a radio & crash-landed into the heart of a Grammar Bomb explosion. Emerging from the wreckage, he found himself imbued with strange, blather-writing powers and the proportionate strength & speed of a 36 year-old Irishman. Despised by a world he has sworn to perplex, he strives to bring nonsense to the masses on a semi-irregular basis.
2 comments:
Ouch.
Ouch, indeed. Toe-curling stuff. I'd have preferred to put up The Smiths singing 'Unhappy Birthday' but I noticed you'd beat me to it... ;0)
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